The pitch floor
Four active. Two in Challenge Mode this week.
Active pitches
4
2 in final week
Avg. Pitch Scoreⓘ
71
+6 vs last month
Chemistry index
83
team of 4
Cringe events
17
last 7 days
Active pitches
SORTED BY POW ↓
| Client | Brief | Stage | PoW | Δ 7d | Pitch in | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Nordstrom | Winter '26 brand platform | R2 | 72 | +4 | 6d | Rehearse → |
| Rivian | R2 launch campaign | R1 | 58 | +11 | 12d | Rehearse → |
| Aesop | APAC retail expansion | Chem | 81 | -2 | 3d | Rehearse → |
| Peloton | Reactivation loyalty | R3 | 44 | -6 | 1d | Rehearse → |
Cringe Report — this week
Awkward pauses, filler words, text-heavy phrasing.
HIGH
"So basically, um, at the end of the day…"
Marcus · Nordstrom rehearsal · 00:14:22
MED
9-second pause after V-CMO objection
Priya · Rivian rehearsal · 00:22:07
HIGH
Slide with 214 words. Read verbatim.
Team · Aesop rehearsal · slide 12
MED
"To be honest…" (x6 in 3 minutes)
Marcus · Peloton rehearsal
Shadow Bench
Personas ready to stress-test.
S
The Skeptical CFO
Budget · ROI · Attribution
F
The Founder-CEO
Speed · Brand soul · Ego
P
The Procurement Lead
Terms · Risk · Vendor rank
A
The Ambitious CMO
Reputation · Awards · Legacy