The pitch floor

Four active. Two in Challenge Mode this week.

Active pitches
4
2 in final week
Avg. Pitch Score
71
+6 vs last month
Chemistry index
83
team of 4
Cringe events
17
last 7 days
Active pitches
SORTED BY POW ↓
ClientBriefStagePoWΔ 7dPitch in
NordstromWinter '26 brand platformR272+46dRehearse →
RivianR2 launch campaignR158+1112dRehearse →
AesopAPAC retail expansionChem81-23dRehearse →
PelotonReactivation loyaltyR344-61dRehearse →
Cringe Report — this week
Awkward pauses, filler words, text-heavy phrasing.
HIGH
"So basically, um, at the end of the day…"
Marcus · Nordstrom rehearsal · 00:14:22
MED
9-second pause after V-CMO objection
Priya · Rivian rehearsal · 00:22:07
HIGH
Slide with 214 words. Read verbatim.
Team · Aesop rehearsal · slide 12
MED
"To be honest…" (x6 in 3 minutes)
Marcus · Peloton rehearsal
Shadow Bench
Personas ready to stress-test.
S
The Skeptical CFO
Budget · ROI · Attribution
F
The Founder-CEO
Speed · Brand soul · Ego
P
The Procurement Lead
Terms · Risk · Vendor rank
A
The Ambitious CMO
Reputation · Awards · Legacy